Timber here! Never mind Maya. She thinks Senior Guard Dog was a promotion. Yeah, right. I say it’s a demotion ’cause she’s old and cranky. Why else would the bosses bring me on board? No way can she keep up with me. I run circles around her and everyone else.
It’s just a matter of time before I take the old gal’s job. Then I’ll be in charge of everything! Hate to say it, but I deserve it. I’m young, good-lookin’, and talented. And did I mention, I’m smart, too?
This new job came with a relocation package. So, I must have been promoted. And it’s almost an international job. I’m doing pretty good for myself, if you know what I mean. My first boss was a really great guy! He taught me everything I know. But there was more out there for me. And a cubicle just wasn’t cutting it.
Let me tell ya, I love my new office with a view! If only everyone here could be a team player. That’s okay. I’ll teach them how to run this joint sooner or later. And the nightlife? It’s really, wild!