TUESDAY TAIL TALE: NATASHA

 

PIG NATASHA 2017 BARLEY DARTS

Darlings!  I’m Natasha.  I’ve been looking forward to our meeting.  Unfortunately, you’ll have to forgive me for my appearance today.  My profile picture is simply dreadful.  As anyone can tell, it doesn’t capture my natural beauty.  Sadly, it was the better photo.  I’m just devastated.  My entire portfolio is horrendous.  See for yourself…

PIG NATASHA 2 2017 BARLEY DARTS

That’s it!  Can you believe it?  If I don’t get a glamour shot soon, I don’t know what I’ll do.  Just between you and me, I’m part of an arranged marriage.  The groom is an older guy named, Boris.  He wants the marriage this Fall.  It’s just around the corner.  I’m so nervous.  What if he wants a picture first?  What if I can’t get another photographer?  What if the new pictures are just as bad?  What if they’re worse?  Oh, my God!  What if there’s not enough meat on my hams?!  Oh, no… (whispers: deep breathe, deep breathe).  I’m working up a sweat just thinking about it… and pigs don’t sweat!  Any last-minute advice?

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