Ow! Stop! You’re killing me! Just kidding. I’m Maya and I fooled you, didn’t I?! Honest, my eyes are wincing from the camera flash; not pain. And I’m not crying wolf when I say I hurt my tail the other day. Don’t know what happened, but when I got back inside, the tip was bleeding. And every time I wagged my happy tail, I painted the cabinets and walls red. Anyway, the bosses tried several different bandages and I kept taking them off. Finally, they covered the bandage with (gasp!) duct tape. Can you believe it?! It’s so…so… tacky!