TUESDAY TAIL TALE: TIMBER’S TRAINING

TIMBER HOCKEY 2016 BARLEY DARTS

Timber here.  Yep, it’s hockey season.  And I’m busy coaching the boss.  Good thing I can work him into my busy schedule.  I started by testing his puck handling skills.  Since ice time wasn’t available, we opted for dry land training and used a ball.  I could tell the boss has played the game before.  So, we quickly moved on to endurance conditioning.  But man, I tell you, the burpees are killing him!

TUESDAY TAIL TALE: TIMBER

TIMBER BARLEY DARTS

Timber here!  Never mind Maya.  She thinks Senior Guard Dog was a promotion.  Yeah, right.  I say it’s a demotion ’cause she’s old and cranky.  Why else would the bosses bring me on board?  No way can she keep up with me.  I run circles around her and everyone else.

It’s just a matter of time before I take the old gal’s job.  Then I’ll be in charge of everything!  Hate to say it, but I deserve it.  I’m young, good-lookin’, and talented.  And did I mention, I’m smart, too?

This new job came with a relocation package.   So, I must have been promoted.  And it’s almost an international job.  I’m doing pretty good for myself, if you know what I mean. My first boss was a really great guy!  He taught me everything I know.  But there was more out there for me.  And a cubicle just wasn’t cutting it.

Let me tell ya, I love my new office with a view!  If only everyone here could be a team player.  That’s okay.  I’ll teach them how to run this joint sooner or later.  And the nightlife?  It’s really, wild!